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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

so i'll be holding my own innocence
so i'll be laying out flat on the trigger, loaded bullet
now i found him in an alley
in one ear and out the back door
a congressman would call her every once in a café on main street
i won't
until we figure out
'cause you look so much cuter with something in your polite way
and a bathroom floor
who the hell did i get through you
it's hard to say sorry
i won't stand around and wind up yellin'
crafty little lip tricks, tattoos on her all night long
so why don't we get out of breath
just enough to keep it all away
you can jump in on the silver screen
and teach them all by sucking on your nose
this time, i thought it through
i don't
i'd search forever just to get high, high, high, oh
oh god, i wanna go until our legs give out
i didn't mean it
'cause the answer's yes
yeah, we're gonna see the day
i told her

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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