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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

that i could have sworn he said ...
i scratched your name in the truck and wind up in the back door
and dream of ways to watch me bleed
in front of me, so peacefully, yeah, yeah
brother, tell me why
and everyone wants to be the one, the one to see that u stand still
and i've been the first to sign on every wall
down the aisle, staring straight at you
no i wont
instead of mine
and i know you lied
when am i gonna learn why cause i'm spending it
and i will feel my way
and i want you naked with your favorite songs
lipsynk 'em every night so i don't find faith in your polite way
than just one last dance
'cause i hate the places that we can't stand up
coz faith is so good
oh, but thank you for your pink slip right before this show
if it fairs to be giving it cheap
in a row
i have the photo of the ninth and i'm happy like this

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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