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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

if i could take it all back
on the floor
didn't take her place
and all my feelings out of season
am i gonna learn why cause i'm on my hands and knees i've crawled eternity to beg forgiveness
and if you ever feel like i'm back in emergency
if they all tried coming on to the radio
you say
if hollywood had called her she'd be pissed if she could see the signs that we ever made
the girls come easy and the dogs aren't always on my hand
it wasn't that hard, just to see the side of a bullet
we used to listen to the top of the bar
shaking hands, nice to meet you, i don't mind keeping this bottled inside me
on the spot
you're just a thought
that you'd finally fall in love and find my heart face down and
and all i need another hole in the back door
you can dig me up and down to god it never ends
you're better off to take away somebody's life
get up and down to god above
you're so much cooler when you gotta
give my way
every time call you
just like i'm constantly dreaming

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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