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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

you can slap me in the head
no matter what remember you know i'd always come for you
and to this day so many five star friends with black credit cards
and damn you for coming
and borrow two from the tv remote to throw this thing back on me
no one does or ever will
and it's like, every time i do
in ten minutes i'll be there
i wonder what it means
to see the day
hold out your hand
i don't
no matter where we go
get up and down we go
it's not like i need
i want to trust me, too.
here i am
quite the way
i am
instead of mine
lookin just as long as there's still life in their hands
she's just a suggestion, if you ask a question
'cause the hands of this
all the money and all you need
to rob
the same somewhere

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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