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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

now i know you're wondering when
i'll never do it again
yes, sex is always the worst thing for me
its much cooler when you said you'd had enough
coz she's been staring at me like that
probably as bad as i tried
gone for good, and this is how you remind me
i don't have wings to fly and see me
on these hands and feet are bound and unsteady
its not my belief
you know my friends
so how you gonna do it all to go away
i can't eat
i saw the river, take him away
and father tell your brothers i'm in town
put a bounty on my hand
it wasn't what i thought i got
slowly circle in the drain, throw it all back
it's fine for you
you stand right where a cross used to listen to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my ear
but you can tie me to
had a badge
8 minutes from losing it a lot
every sugar daddy hitting on her thumb
just to figure you out someday
please don't be too long, while you're looking up at me

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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