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Technological Surrealism / Alec Nerds Out


NickelbannerNickelmatic is an automated Nickelback lyric generator. All Nickelback songs being more or less equivalent, this project takes the band to its logical conclusion by statistically generating new lyrics based on the existing corpus. Judge for yourself how the results compare against the original works.

someone told me to
and now her name's in the back door
i can't stand up
in one ear and out the front door key to the bed
yes, sex is always worth the price is always the worst thing for me
no i don't have wings to fly ... wait to
and he asks and i like the last one standing
i hear about is
how it's so bad
she's just a suggestion, if you paid for her and i love the people that you would leave me for dead
i was so nervous that i did
i know who you are
i fall in love with my life cause i'm tired of needing you
the last time, i stood in line with that tasteless joke
but i won't deny
all of this

Suggested reading: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Chorus. Power chords, 4/4 time. Optional key change near the end.

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  1. Uh huh huh, I can totally hhhhuhuhuheaar it!

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